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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR LOCAL TV WEATHERMAN IS NUTS
10. EVERY NIGHT, HIS FORECAST IS: "IT'S RAINING MEN,
HALLELUJAH!"
9. OFTEN ASKS ANCHORWOMAN TO SWITCH CLOTHES WITH HIM
8. USES EXPENSIVE RADAR EQUIPMENT TO TRACK MICHELLE
PFEIFFER
7. "SATELLITE PHOTOS" LOOK SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE POLAROIDS OF A
DESK GLOBE
6. APPEARS TO HAVE THE FIRST SPRING ROBIN IN HIS MOUTH
5. SEEN CHECKING INTO A MOTEL 6 WITH A HALF-INFLATED
WEATHER BALLOON
4. EVERY NIGHT HE SAYS, "LORDY MAMA, IT'S GONNA RAIN ROOT
BEER TOMORROW!"
3. THE SYMBOL ON HIS WEATHER MAP FOR AN ARCTIC COLD FRONT
IS A SNOWMAN GIVING THE FINGER
2. LOOKS A LOT LIKE THIS PINHEAD (showed a video of Dave doing
weather in Indianapolis)
1. HE'S GOT A TROPICAL STORM IN HIS PANTS
Letterman, Monday October 3, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994